Warning: This review contains profanity.
What. The. Fuck. I'm not sure I've ever read a bigger piece of trash in my life. How anyone could get away with writing this is utterly beyond me. I actually had to take notes on everything that was wrong with this book, just so I didn't lose track. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?
First, everyone, and I mean everyone, in this book is fucking psychotic. All of them. It's a completely unrealistic portrayal of high school/college students. High school and college students do not spend all of their time fucking and drinking. They don't. I don't know how long ago Barnholdt was in high school and college, or what her social life was like when she was there, but for some reason I have a feeling she wishes this was what college and high school were like, not what they were actually like. Is there sex and partying in high school and college? Yeah, sure. But people do not spend every night of the week attending multiple parties. Especially when they're stellar students, like Courtney and Jordan supposedly are, because you actually can't be a stellar student and still have time to spend every night hooking up and drinking. Trust me, I know. And they all, even the adults, run around sharing secrets and blackmailing people. What? And let's not forget that not a single parent cares that their children, who are underage (Courtney is 17) are running around at all hours of the night with people they have never met before, and they encourage this behavior.
Then there are Courtney and Jordan themselves. We are supposed to believe that they had a wonderful, beautiful relationship, that they never fought, and it's wonderful that they got back together. Uhm, no. Not at all. Courtney, for starters, is psycho. She believes her ex-boyfriend is a liar and a cheat, even when she knew he wasn't lying to her or cheating on her. Her relationship with him revolves heavily around the use of Myspace, which is definitely not the way to have a successful, healthy relationship. She also automatically assumes that every girl who isn't a virgin is a slut. Myspace Girl is a slut because Jordan likes her. Any girl who ever bats an eyelash at Jordan, even before Courtney liked him, is a slut. But this logic does not apply to Jordan, even though he apparently hooks up with girls left and right. Barnholdt apparently still lives in an age where only women can be sluts, and men who sleep around are to be congratulated for their actions because it makes them even more desirable. And can I mention how Courtney thinks that girls who are desirable, but are honest and never cheat on their boyfriends are "the worst kind of girls"? What the fuck is that about? Apparently Courtney thinks that lying and cheating are desirable qualities in a girlfriend?!
Now let's talk about Jordan. Jordan, as mentioned before, is the type of guy who hooks up with a different girl every night of the week. He also deeply regrets not having the appropriate amount of time to gel his hair in the morning. He likes his rap "hard and dirty" and thinks Courtney, who he is in love with, is dressed like a slut because she's wearing shorts and a tank top in Florida in the middle of the fucking summer. Let me repeat that. She's a slut because she's wearing shorts and a tank top in Florida, one of the hottest, most humid places in the country. God forgive her for not wearing a full-length skirt and a bonnet to cover her hair! He also thinks that, if a girl shows any interest in him at all after they hook up, she is automatically psychotic; heaven forbid that a woman expects a guy she's been intimate with to treat her like an actual human being and not like a disposable fuck toy! We're apparently also supposed to think Jordan is edgy or something because he bought pot for a party once. No. That is not edgy, that's just stupid and a waste of money. We're supposed to like him because he cries over his breakup with Courtney, but that was all because he was a complete idiot in the first place, so I don't pity him at all. He broke up with her, after all, and for what was literally no reason.
Oh, and the "big secret" of the breakup is hardly a secret at all, and not nearly juicy enough to justify all of the sheer stupidity, slut-shaming, and overall misogyny of this book. And the writing sucks. How many times can you use "totally" in one sentence? And at least learn to keep your character details straight, because Courtney is some kind of stellar student one moment, is in all AP classes, and the next she can't solve a single math problem on her own.
1 out of 5 stars, because at least it was short.